Just came back from a weekend in Vegas…
Asked by Anonymous:
Pears are far superior to apples, only plebs have to chew their food

These apple jokes never get old, right?
Asked by legon751:
I've had an apple. It was ok. I guess. You seem to have too many.

Some people, man.
Asked by Anonymous:
Why are you such a butt? Also apples are worst fruit. c:

I know who you are, ya jerk.
Asked by Anonymous:
May I just voice the opinion that apple juice is better than orange juice. I mean, orange juice is good... but even when I was little I'd take apple juice given the two options.
You’ve come to the right place to voice such an opinion, my friend!
I would have to agree with you! Apple juice is far superior. Sure, orange juice is good with breakfast, but apple juice is good with everything!
Always choose apple juice.